knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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