Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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