A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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hi patrick

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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