Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What's circular and round A circle

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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There's a god, just kidding.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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