Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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baby seal walks into a club

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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obama

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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