A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Anti Joke

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