Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Anti Joke

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