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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Knock Knock, Ow my face

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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