- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Get off my porch.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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