- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Once there was a girl named Andrea

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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