- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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