- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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