- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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