Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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woman..parallel parking

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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