- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

This statement is false.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Wanna here a good joke?

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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