What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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Women's rights

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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my shift key is broken1

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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