- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

minorities

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

so... how about that airplane food

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Your existance.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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