- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

You read the Terms of Service.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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