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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

gay people

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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