- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

elen degeneres is straight....

What can fly? Lots of things

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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