What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

What can fly? Lots of things

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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