- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

elen degeneres is straight....

What can fly? Lots of things

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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