Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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this is not a drill.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Anti Joke

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