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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Alex Gedrose.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

cancer

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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