a pornstar comes early to a party

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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run farther?

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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