Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Rebecca Black's career.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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