- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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