How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Gay Rights

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The WNBA

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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