you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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My life :(

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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