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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Women's rights.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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