How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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And more;

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Meow.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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