- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Women's rights.

How old is your mom Dead

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

An epileptic man attends a rave.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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