- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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