An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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The government

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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