- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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