- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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