- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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