- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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