Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

._____________________. Whale!

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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