Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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I told you it would happen

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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