What's round and orangey? An orange.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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