Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

._____________________. Whale!

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Autism speaks but not really

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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