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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

Justin Beiber

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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