- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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