- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

A man makes a sandwich.

im watching you..

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

heads up!

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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