- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

A man makes a sandwich.

im watching you..

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

This statement is false.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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