- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

The government

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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