you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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42

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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