- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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