How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

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