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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Like this joke, bitch.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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