- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

It's all Taggart

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A chicken walks into a barn.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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