- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Three black men were walking...

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

My tractor broke down.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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