Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Penis

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Anti Joke

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