Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Ron Paul for President!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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