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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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