- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

You and your parents are going to die today

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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