roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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