- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Your wife died during the delivery.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

what's the difference between a duck?

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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