knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Caca.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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