- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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