Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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i have a christmas tree.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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you first

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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