Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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whats one plus one penis

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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