- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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