So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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