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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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