Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Religion.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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ass.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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