- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Cool Brian

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

boobs.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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