- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Knock knock Get off my porch.

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