what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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