- Anti Joke

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

A man sat on a chair

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.