- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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