- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

why did the man die? he was shot

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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